The ultimate understatement occurs in The Naked Gun where a car crashes into a fireworks factory.
Right. "Nothing to see here."
“I’m a little inexperienced at this. What does one pack when running away from criminals?”
“Bare necessities,” he replied without missing a beat. “Enough clothing for at least a week at a time, but no more than ten days’ worth. Sensible shoes. And keep the cosmetics to a minimum. You’ll be spending most of your time indoors anyway so excessive makeup is a waste of effort and space.”
Adara bit her tongue until it hurt. Another poke at the ultra-feminine looking woman who doesn’t have sense enough to leave her favorite purple eye shadow at home when faced with a life-threatening crisis? Did he really think she was that stupid? Well, she couldn’t just let that comment go without giving something back to him.
“I guess that means I shouldn’t pack my g-string and pasties, huh?”
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