Friday, August 24, 2007

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

When I reached my desk at the day job yesterday I found this nugget waiting for me:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No," and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End

Love it! (especially since my dh, recuperating from surgery, recently asked me when I planned to scrub his feet and trim his toenails. Ick!)
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